buttholes

happiest:

whats with parents and comparing you with other peoples kids………

tastefullyoffensive:

(round one) [jelder5591]

ostracizedpoodle:

paradisaic:

ostracizedpoodle:

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

nancydrewofficial:

i need a black widow movie. i need a 16 yr old natalia romanova assassinating foreign diplomats while music from the russian ballet plays in the background. its 2014. im so angry

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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elegancea:

Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 

jaclcfrost:

there are two types of cute

"aw how adorable" cute

and

"aw i want to make out with you holy shit" cute

and my goal is to be both of them

dunflower:

how great would it be if josh made his own brand of hair dye and named all of the colors after songs like

  • holding onto blue
  • kitchen pink
  • implicit demand for purple
  • car red-io
  • ode to green

ghoulgaarden:

shower me in various black items of clothing and hundred dollar bills

digitalmovie:

Literally these two emojis define my entire life.

is fergie still alive and if so is she doing well

fquemark:

Zayn Malik so fine forreal like I’m a straight male and I would suck that nigga up something crucial and that’s not even gay for me to say that.