buttholes

starksfell:

those textbooks that rip out your soul and eat it while you watch because you think you only have 1 question to do for homework but no it’s like 1. a) b) c) d) e) f) g) h) i) j) k) l) m) n) o) p) q) r) s) t) u) v) w) x) y) z)

helpfvl:

when u hear someone talking shit about someone u hate

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pavender:

sailorp00n:

catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

I AM AWESTRUCK OMG ITS SO SQUIRRELY

SQUIRRELCAT

itpiercesskin:

diccups:

its versace

onion bling

unimpressed2chainz:

samuel l. jackson is so adorable on twitter look at these old ppl selfies 

yzma:

why did they let a two inch mouse join their soccer team

how could he be beneficial in any way whatsoever

this movie man

risodomundo:

How to spot a pharmacy student

harryedward:

i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone 

merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

  • little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
  • sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
  • the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
  • sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
  • snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
  • no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
  • it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
  • everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)

foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

tweedleedlee:

anyway here’s wonderwall

disaffecting:

can you just like

                                                                                             not

trust:

trust:

i just dropped my iphone in the bath

now its syncing