whats with parents and comparing you with other peoples kids………
basketballs smell gross
go to hell??
why are you defending the smell of a ball
i need a black widow movie. i need a 16 yr old natalia romanova assassinating foreign diplomats while music from the russian ballet plays in the background. its 2014. im so angry
Me: *before I take my first bite*
Mom: is it good?
Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one.
there are two types of cute
"aw how adorable" cute
"aw i want to make out with you holy shit" cute
and my goal is to be both of them
how great would it be if josh made his own brand of hair dye and named all of the colors after songs like
- holding onto blue
- kitchen pink
- implicit demand for purple
- car red-io
- ode to green
shower me in various black items of clothing and hundred dollar bills
Literally these two emojis define my entire life.
Zayn Malik so fine forreal like I’m a straight male and I would suck that nigga up something crucial and that’s not even gay for me to say that.